Poetic Licence

They're not called the Romantic Languages for nothing. With their long vowels and dramatic vocabularies,  Italian, Spanish, and French, together epitomizing the language of love, have well-
earned their désignation. 
                                    
And so, it seems, even cereal boxes are not immune to la passion de language:


Why have maximum bran and raisins when you can have an 


AVALANCHE?! 


If that doesn't make you want to add fiber to your diet, nothing will. 


BTW: it's avalanche season in B.C. right now - watch out for falling raisins